if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it