fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via hi)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

so u just take ur shirt and

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou, via hi)

somefancyname:

I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.

(via shes-gone-countryy)

vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do

(Source: ouijasquiji, via hi)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

(via hi)

pearswhy:

EASTER IS GONNA BE ON 420 BLAZE THE LORD

(via meghy3)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via meghy3)