Jingle your java!
Take a big hot cup of black coffee, dump in 3/4 packet of hot cocoa mix, stir it all with a candy cane and then leave the candy cane in it, oh yeah, and toss in some mini marshmallows if you have them.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.